March 2012
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Hunger Games in Minecraft
awesomesock:
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What you don’t realize is I’m the normal one: Hunger Games in Minecraft
awesomesock:
dragonslayerssdd:
So i was playing minecraft last night and i made 6 loaves of bread to go on an adventure with some friends. I was playing with Kaliassi, Awesomesock, and my fiancee...
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Hunger Games in Minecraft
awesomesock:
dragonslayerssdd:
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What you don’t realize is I’m the normal one: Hunger Games in Minecraft
awesomesock:
dragonslayerssdd:
So i was playing minecraft last night and i made 6 loaves of bread to go on an adventure with some friends. I was playing with Kaliassi, Awesomesock, and my fiancee AZSniperfox.
Then something dawned on...
EVERYONE READ THIS. THIS IS HUGE IMPORTANT.
ohgodacreeper:
serialfrost:
asgardianprincess:
riningear:
there-is-no-pumpkin:
Seriously, reblog this right now. Any of your followers can be Anonymous. Whether this is real or not, precautions are always good.
uh I don’t even know what this means
HURRY EVERYONE!
what
does this mean
Hey if you search twitter you’d find that everyone is labeling the OP as a scam artist,...
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Hunger Games in Minecraft
awesomesock:
dragonslayerssdd:
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What you don’t realize is I’m the normal one: Hunger Games in Minecraft
awesomesock:
dragonslayerssdd:
So i was playing minecraft last night and i made 6 loaves of bread to go on an adventure with some friends. I was playing with Kaliassi, Awesomesock, and my fiancee AZSniperfox.
Then something dawned on me……I was making bread……
So when he...
I Hope Rick Santorum
rappinpicard:
gonegrimdark:
thiasthedark:
kennywaves:
plays Pokemon and encounters nothing but Zubat for the entire game.
Whoa hold on. I think you need to calm down and think about what you just said.
that crossed the line buddy
there are some things you just don’t say, ever.
reblog if it's your first february 29 on tumblr.
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What you don’t realize is I’m the normal one: Hunger Games in Minecraft
awesomesock:
dragonslayerssdd:
So i was playing minecraft last night and i made 6 loaves of bread to go on an adventure with some friends. I was playing with Kaliassi, Awesomesock, and my fiancee AZSniperfox.
Then something dawned on me……I was making bread……
So when he least…
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Hunger Games in Minecraft
awesomesock:
dragonslayerssdd:
So i was playing minecraft last night and i made 6 loaves of bread to go on an adventure with some friends. I was playing with Kaliassi, Awesomesock, and my fiancee AZSniperfox.
Then something dawned on me……I was making bread……
So when he least expected it i walked up to AZSniperFox and threw bread at him. Asking him to be my Katniss. I also said “I Loaf...
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Hunger Games in Minecraft
So i was playing minecraft last night and i made 6 loaves of bread to go on an adventure with some friends. I was playing with Kaliassi, Awesomesock, and my fiancee AZSniperfox.
Then something dawned on me……I was making bread……
So when he least expected it i walked up to AZSniperFox and threw bread at him. Asking him to be my Katniss. I also said “I Loaf...
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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February 2012
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The Hunger Games Triology: #HungerGames24 Brings... →
thehungergamestriology:
We’ve now passed the 24 day milestone to when The Hunger Games hits theaters, and since 24 is also the number of Tributes selected to participate in the Games each year, it’s a perfect reason for Lionsgate to celebrate with #HungerGames24!
For today’s celebration, Lionsgate announced that…
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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
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Lady Gaga as a tribute
mockspot:
District 1. Luxury
District 2. Masonry
District 3. Electronics
District 4. Fishing
District 5. Power
Disctrict 6. Transportation
District 7. Lumber
District 8. Textile
District 9. Grain
District 10. Livestock
District 11. Agriculture
District 12. Coal mining
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama
(via bronx-beat)
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My Chemical Romance: If there's a place that I could be then I'd be another memory. Can I be the only hope for you? Because you're the only hope for me
Green Day: Here comes the rain again, falling from the stars. Drenched in my pain again, becoming who we are
Blink 182: Are you afraid of being alone? Cause I am, I'm lost without you, are you afraid of leaving tonight? Cause I am, I'm lost without you
All Time Low: Your love is the barrel of a gun, so tell me, am I on the right end? I could be nothing but a memory to you, don't let this memory fade away
A Day To Remember: It's Monday morning and I would kill for a chance to drive. Get so far away from here with you my dear, that I'll never leave your side
The Maine: I'm sorry, I'm not what you wanted, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I let you down and I could use some poor excuse 'cause the hardest thing to say,it's the hardest thing to say in the world, I'm sorry
Nevershoutnever: I love you five times more than any boy from before, 'cause all they really cared about was weather you put out. And I truly believe, that this love could be.
Bring Me The Horizon: I won't give up on you, These scars won't tear us apart. So don't give up on me, it's not too late for us. And I'll save you from yourself
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe
